ahwaken:

Let’s be nothing… I heard it lasts forever.

slenclerman:

webabuser:

whoever created chinese food is my hero

probably the chinese

tungstens:

we all have a favorite eyebrow

(Source: fzur)

l4brys:

i wont rest until ive complained about everything

me: ok i’ll study at 8:00

clock: 8:00

me: *pretends i didn’t see*

octobra:

sorry mom you’ve hit ask limit

(Source: youtubeofficial)

bingvevo:

they should teach how to take a good selfie in school

orionfalls:

i still think its 2012

teacher: do u understand what ur supposed to be doing
me: yeh
friend: what r we supposed to be doin
me: lol idk

unpopuler:

food will never break my heart