r-t-v:

Cuddle weather? Fuck that. It’s hickey season. You can hide anything behind a large scarf.

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Maybe one day we’ll meet again when we’re different people.



Maybe then we’ll be better for each other.

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(Source: absentions)

*has emotional breakdown choosing what to eat at a restaurant*

(Source: amoying)

ratchetlarry:

remember when everyone got mad at miley bc they thought this performance was provocative

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A Latino goes to buy a soda for 75 cents, he puts in 65

dreazil:

The machine reads “dime,” so he gets closer & whispers “quiero pepsi.”

oktober2nd:

lana-loves-lingua-latina:

if “barnacles” is a curse word in Spongebob, then how do you explain Barnacle Boy’s name

He’s a fuck boy