spenceromg:

why do homework when you could do me

poopflow:

trying to watch something online and it keeps buffering 

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suspend:

me everyday:

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spenceromg:

do you ever take two selfies that you like so much you cant wait for enough time to pass so you can post the second one

lindsaylohoean:

when parents make sex jokes around you thinking you don’t get itimage

I WLLL COME INTO YOUR HOUSE AND FUCKING nap with you

(Source: cumrn)

foulmouthedliberty:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

Being an adult is realizing that $5,000 is a lot of money to owe and very little money to own.

this is real